Hello, everyone! You may have noticed that Christmas is fast approaching with all the lights and the Christmas Tree all decked up in your house (or you may not that is, if your family doesn’t celebrate Christmas for some religious reason or another. In which case, I don’t give a fuck. Nyah, nyah. ). So before you poor saps come after me with torches and pitchforks, and screaming “Heretic!” or something, allow me to uplift your bestial spirits with a bestial version of a famous Christmas carol.So anyway, from all of us here, Have a Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!

Have a Horsey Jolly Christmas
(to the tune of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a horsey, jolly Christmas;

It’s the best time of the year

I don’t know if there’ll be snow

but have a bang at the steed

Have a horsey, jolly Christmas;

And when you walk down to the barn

Say Hello to the animals you love

and fuck them next

Oh

ho

the horse’s dick

hung up and so erect;

Some animal wants you;

Suck him up once for me

Have a horsey jolly Christmas

and in case you didn’t hear

Oh by golly

have a horsey

jolly Christmas this year…