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March 4, 2006 Perv @ 2:11 pm Signs Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal LoverWhile browsing the web, I came upon an entry called “Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend might be into Animal Love”. Needless to say, that little article had me laughing and rolling over in a matter of seconds and it had inspired me to write my version of it, the guy’s point of view anyway. I may post the girl’s point of view version of it soon. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it. 10. When she comes over to your house she ignores you and snuggles up to your pet Schnauzer(the DOG, you pervert!!!!) and says “Hello, handsome, wanna play?” 9. You take a take at her diary by stealth and learn that the handsome 14-inch cock stallion she was fucking out with in the race derbies while you were away, was actually a REAL horse. 8. You were browsing this website for a “quickie” and you see her picture being fucked by that dog you gave her last Christmas ago. 7. Having sex with her in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog. 6. She is happy when you tell her about you have to go away for the weekend and you need her to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason. 5. When she says she sleeps with her dog, you hope that’s all she does. 4: She actually has orgasms while watching the Animal Planet Special Big Cats”. 3. You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And she’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*). 2. When she tells you to fuck her pussy, she means that huge white Siberian Tiger she had chained up by the bed and not her. And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover….. 1. She screams out her dog’s name while having sex with you. Animal cum, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) February 28, 2006 Perv @ 11:23 am A Bestial Tongue Twister VII:Brisk brave brigadiersAnimal cum, Exotic Animal, Horse Sex, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) February 24, 2006 Perv @ 11:26 am Signs That Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal SexAnimal cum, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) February 22, 2006 Perv @ 12:06 pm Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal SexAnimal cum, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) February 17, 2006 Perv @ 11:03 am A Bestial Tongue Twister Part Six: There was a young fuck named FischerAnimal cum, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (2) February 15, 2006 Perv @ 9:30 am A Bestial Tongue Twister V: If a dog fucker taught a dog fuckerAnimal cum, Dog Sex, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) February 10, 2006 Perv @ 11:09 am Top ten signs You’re into Animal LoveAnimal cum, Hot Girls, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) February 6, 2006 Perv @ 11:06 am A Bestial Tongue Twister IV: There was a barren whoreAnimal cum, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (2) February 1, 2006 Perv @ 1:42 pm You might be into Animal Sex if…..Animal cum, Dog Sex, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (2) January 30, 2006 Perv @ 1:49 pm A Bestial Tongue Twister Part Three: I fucked a dog sucking KateAnimal cum, Dog Sex, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (2) January 26, 2006 Perv @ 12:00 pm A Bestial Tongue Twister II: Sarah suck a sucked-hot sash sheepAnimal cum, Exotic Animal, Hot Girls, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1) January 24, 2006 Perv @ 1:56 pm A Bestial Tongue Twister: How much of you would a woodchuck fuckAnimal cum, Exotic Animal, Jokes, My thoughts! | | Comments (1)
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