Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

How much of you would a woodchuck fuck
if a woodchuck could fuck you?
A woodchuck would fuck, he would, as much as he could,
and fuck as much you as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could fuck you.

Baa baa black sheep, have you any sheep whores?
Yes sir, yes sir, just come with me to the door!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the big dicked boy who lives down the lane.

Bastard Serpent: An Ode to Snake Fuckers

Just one more night

Wrapped in bastard serpents.

Another night

Where the darkness never falls.

There was a time

She can barely remember

With no bastard serpent

Hissing in the halls.

There were emerald greens,

And there were midnight blues,

A hundred richer shades

A thousand darker hues

And she could recognize herself

And she could put things right …

And sleep without a bastard serpent.

Horny bitch uses a fish a dildo.
More exotic animal fucking…THIS WAY!!!